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« Iki is an allure that, once having attained resignation toward its fate, lives in the freedom of fearless pride. »

- Kuki Shuzo, Japanese philosopher, author of “Iki” no Kozo

all the inspiration for an entire collection.

endilletante:

Tableaux du Yemen de Pascal Marechaux196 pages, Arthaud (17 septembre 2004).


Why being a girl isn't working out for me and Key can take my place as wife

  • GHOSTXHEARTS: Can women get insurance for this covering sudden spur of moment expenses of shopping, food, snacks, drinks, partying, shopping, foot massage, spa, hair treatment, and all that shizzle during the ovaries releasing their systems?
  • ***
  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
  • Me: Please, god, no--
  • Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
  • Me: Please, guys, calm down--
  • Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
  • Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
  • Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
  • Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  • Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
  • Me: I hate you all
  • Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
  • Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
  • Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
  • Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
  • Uterus: You mother fuckers.
  • Torso: CONTRACT!
  • Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
  • Brain: Me gusta.